Why do I drink cheap beer?

Well I don't. At least not very often. Last night was one of those rare occasions. I started out with a Penn Pillsner (click the link if you haven't heard of this beer!), and that was great. It's a nice, hearty beer, and very pleasant, not too heavy. Next a friend of mine bought me a Yuengling. "Blech!" as Calvin used to say. Now I know lots of hip, young, bike-riding, beer-drinking guys just love Yuengling. I'm sorry, it tastes horrible to me. And it must be like 3.5% alcohol. I just don't get the allure. I hate to say it, but it's almost as bad as Iron City.